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Are you missing a screw in your head, little girl?!
Hanabi had imagined that one day she would pass away.
But she absolutely could not accept leaving in such a humiliating way.
Gui Naifen complained, "Where's the romance in this?"
Su Chang's face was serious: "Any idea that Brother Jin Yan comes up with is romantic."
Gui Naifen sighed helplessly, "You've been ruined by your brother Jinyan your whole life."
"Nobody's going to argue with you here, so stop getting involved, okay?"
Su Jinyan was very satisfied. The method he came up with was definitely efficient enough, offering a one-stop service for farewell to cremation by playing musical instruments and singing.
Even the Hall of Rebirth on the continent of Teyvat is not as efficient as him.
Su Jinyan pressed the button, and the conveyor belt started up slowly with a humming sound.
Sambo wiped away the crocodile tears: "Fireworks."
"I, Old Sambo, have practically watched you grow up."
Hanabi: “?”
Su Jinyan: "I raised you with my own urine and tears, and you were fed by me as I grew up."
Hanabi: “?”
Sambo: "Now, it's the blue-haired who have to bury the black-haired, I really..."
Before he could finish speaking, Hanabi's coffin had already flowed away into the distance along the conveyor belt.
Gui Naifen hurriedly reminded him, "Hey, Mr. Sambo, you forgot to put out the flowers."
"This is a funeral for people from outside the realm of civilization; flowers are needed to bid farewell to the deceased."
Sambo said with annoyance, "Damn it, how could I, old Sambo, have forgotten about this?"
Su Jinyan said seriously, "It's alright, let me see my cousin off on behalf of Old Sangbo."
As she spoke, Su Jinyan picked up two pink daisies and ran quickly toward the coffin in the distance.
"Rest in peace, my cousin!"
Unexpectedly, just as he was about to reach the coffin...
Su Jinyan seemed to lose her balance, stumbled, and fell headlong into the coffin.
puff-
Two pink daisies accidentally got stuck in the eye of the firework.
“Pfft—”
Fireworks silently shed tears.
How can I rest in peace after this?
Little Su, he'll haunt you even as a ghost.
Su Jinyan hurriedly called out, "Xiao Guizi, quick, help me re-arrange the flowers."
Gui Naifen patted her chest and assured her, "Alright, you can rest assured that you can leave it to me."
The coffin slowly moved to Gui Naifen's front.
Gui Naifen's beautiful eyes flashed with a sharp light. She pulled out the two pink daisies, shoved them into Hanabi's mouth, and helped her close her lips.
"Ayan's cousin is my cousin, Xiaoguizi's cousin."
"Cousin, may you rest in peace."
Gui Naifen felt very proud that she had done another good deed.
Hanabi: “???”
I'll haunt you two even as a ghost!
Su Chang cried out in a panic, "Wrong, wrong, Xiao Gui Zi, you put the flowers in the wrong place!"
The coffin was seen moving further and further away on the conveyor belt.
Su Chang hurriedly ran to Hua Huo's coffin.
This coffin was designed in a unique way to make it easier for people to say goodbye to the deceased.
A small rectangular opening was made at the top of the coffin so that people could see the deceased's face.
In a moment of desperation, Su Chang grabbed the pink daisy and pulled it upwards.
boom--
Fireworks' head made a crisp sound as it made intimate contact with the coffin lid.
Hanabi: "..."
Su Chang scratched her head. Why couldn't she pull it out?
boom--
Hanabi's head slammed into the coffin lid again.
Ouch, that hurts!
Fireworks' beautiful eyes were filled with tears.
Su Chang rubbed her small hands together and breathed out a sigh of relief: "Damn it, don't underestimate my strength."
boom--
Su Chang finally pulled out the two pink daisies.
Unfortunately, due to excessive force, Hanabi's head also smashed through the lid of the coffin, causing her to sit up straight.
"Help! Brother Jinyan, my cousin has come back to life!"
Su Chang scrambled and stumbled into Su Jinyan's arms.
A zombie? I'll haunt you three even as a ghost!
Hanabi felt extremely wronged.
Damn it, she seriously suspected that Su Jinyan had deliberately invited these people to play a trick on her.
The coffin continued to move forward.
Qingque stepped forward: "Hey, I have something to say in a fair way."
"Although this is supposed to be a joyous funeral, aren't you being incredibly disrespectful to the deceased?"
Su Chang and Gui Naifen lowered their heads in shame.
While they were talking, the coffin had already left Qingque's side.
Qingque cried out urgently, "Xing, please let your cousin lie down."
"No matter what, she's still Ayan's cousin."
"We should give her the respect she deserves."
Xing gave a thumbs-up and pulled out the baseball bat with satisfaction.
That expression seems to say, "Don't worry, I'm here."
Qingque: “?”
When the coffin arrived beside Xing, Xing immediately hit a home run.
Duang!
Hanabi saw stars as the bat swung at her.
Ugh, they'll never let the four of you go, even if it kills them!
Xing couldn't help but gasp: "This kid is terrifying; his skill is probably no less than mine."
"My [Rest Home Run] can even beat the Doomsday Beast, so how come it can't make her sit down?"
Duang!
Xing swung his bat again.
The fireworks still haven't died down.
But she desperately wanted to collapse.
Duang!
Xingxin was unwilling to give up and swung the bat again.
Hanabi: "..."
Please, just let me die.
The coffin traveled further and further away on the conveyor belt, gradually distancing itself from the stars.
Xing said urgently, "Miss Tingyun, I have done my best."
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