Starry sky, I can hear their secrets.

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Moreover, Hanabi is currently unable to move or even struggle, leaving her completely at the mercy of others.

Su Jinyan roughly pried open Hua Huo's rosy lips.

A bottle of soda soy milk was poured into her mouth.

Soda milk, made from fermented soy products, has a pungent, sour smell but is refreshingly cool and delicious, making you want to drink it again and again.

Su Jinyan smiled gently as he wiped the corner of Huahuo's mouth.

"Dear cousin, would you like some more?"

No, I really don't want to drink it, please let me go!

Fireworks are small, pitiful, and helpless.

At this moment, she deeply resented having taste buds, her sensory receptors.

The sour, rancid soda water, like swill, lingered between her lips and teeth.

Waaah, I'll definitely get my revenge on this enemy.

Su Jinyan sighed: "That's right, you can't speak anymore."

"Let me feed you the remaining two bottles of soda soy milk."

Hanabi: “?”

Glug glug glug—

Two more bottles of soda soy milk were poured in.

Old Sangbo asked curiously, "Family, is this soda soy milk delicious?"

Su Jinyan glanced at the remaining soda and soy milk in the bottle.

"Why don't you try some?"

Taking advantage of Old Sangbo's momentary lapse in attention, Su Jinyan decisively poured the remaining soda soy milk into his mouth.

Sambo clutched his neck, his face deathly pale, and he kept gagging.

"Ugh, is this even drinkable by a human?"

Seeing Sangbo's intense reaction, Su Jinyan felt relieved; Huahuo was probably really dead.

If she can endure this, then I truly admire her perseverance.

Before long, guests arrived one after another to mourn Su Jinyan's deceased cousin, Huahuo.

Su Jinyan stood in front of the mourning hall and bowed deeply to the guests present.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am truly grateful that you could come to my cousin's funeral today."

"My cousin loved lively gatherings. She would be very happy to have so many people here."

Sambo held Hanabi's portrait and mourned silently.

He was afraid he would burst out laughing in front of so many people.

Silver Wolf asked, "Kafka, do you know her? When did Ayan get a cousin?"

Kafka chuckled: "I don't know him, but I'm sure Ayan's sadness is feigned."

"You can pretend you don't know anything and comfort him."

"This is a great opportunity to increase our liking for each other!"

Silver Wolf turned his face away: "What's this about favorability or anything like that?"

"We're just good friends, don't get the wrong idea."

Su Jinyan looked around at everyone and said, "Just like the smiling face in this photo."

"My cousin has always been a child who hates sadness."

"She loved having fun when she was alive."

"Even if she dies, I want her to leave with a smile, to send her off on her final journey in a good and satisfying way."

"So, I would like to ask you all to say goodbye to her with smiles, is that alright?"

Hanabi: "@#￥%!"

Jingyuan sighed, "Some people are still alive, but she is already dead."

"Some people are dead, but she is still alive."

"Yanqing, do you see? Su Qing uses different methods to deal with different people."

"After this is over, even if Hanabi is still alive, it will be tantamount to social death."

The story of the Masked Fool coming to the Immortal Ship looking for fun, only to end up becoming the fun himself, will definitely spread throughout the Fool's Tavern.

Whether the fireworks live or die, they will become the subject of laughter in the tavern.

Jing Yuan was very much looking forward to seeing what other mind-blowing moves Su Jinyan would pull next.

Su Jinyan beckoned to the silver wolf: "Baby, could you come here for a moment?"

Silver Wolf looked puzzled. As soon as she walked up to Su Jinyan, he put his arm around her snow-white waist.

"What are you doing? There are so many people here. Can't you be a little more considerate?"

Silver Wolf blushed and gently nudged Su Jinyan.

Of course, she didn't forget to cast a provocative glance at Fu Xuan in the audience.

Who is standing next to Ayan now?

Fu Xuan remained unmoved; Silver Wolf was ultimately childish and not worth her attention.

I am both Ayan's master and Ayan's fiancée.

You're just a friend, what right do you have to provoke me?

Su Jinyan's expression was serious: "The second half of this year."

"I collaborated with Silver Wolf on a large-scale multiplayer turn-based strategy card game called 'Three Kingdoms Kill'."

"Coming soon to the StarCraft online gaming platform."

"I will promote the traditional culture of Xianzhou, and also combine it with the culture of Punk Lord."

"Xianzhou and Punk Lord have collaborated, resulting in success for both games. We hope everyone will pay more attention."

Silver Wolf nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes, please pay close attention."

Su Jinyan whispered, "Baby, I told Xiao Guizi to record this scene beforehand."

"How about it? I'm good to you, aren't I?"

Who would advertise in front of a funeral parlor? Can't you at least show some respect for the deceased?

Where is morality? Where is the bottom line?

However, in Hanabi's opinion, this was simply... hilarious!

Xiao Suzi is quite to people's liking in this respect.

If she could move her body and make a sound...

She'd have to jump out of her coffin and applaud Su Jinyan no matter what.

Silver Wolf said softly, "It's a good idea, but isn't what we're doing a bit disrespectful to the deceased?"

Su Jinyan waved his hand and said, "Hanabi herself hasn't said anything, why are you in such a hurry?"

Silver Wolf: "..."

Hanabi: "..."

I......

Okay, they didn't actually say anything...

Sangbo cleared his throat and stepped forward, saying, "Gentlemen, considering that you all still have a banquet to attend..."

"For everyone's sake, and for the sake of efficiency, we will transport the coffin on a conveyor belt."

"Please follow the conveyor belt to bid a final farewell to the deceased!"

Su Jinyan clapped his hands, and the group of golden soul-reapers immediately lifted Hua Huo's coffin onto the conveyor belt.

Fireworks silently mourned as the conveyor belt bid farewell to the deceased. Who came up with such a brilliant idea?

Su Jinyan said in a deep voice: "The conveyor belt was set up from the mourning hall in Youfu all the way to the crematorium built in Suiyuan."

"After everyone says goodbye, my cousin's body will be sent to the crematorium for cremation."

"After that, my cousin will be cremated and her ashes will be put into a starship and released into the sky."

"Please do not obstruct the assembly line, so as not to affect the deceased's urgent desire to be cremated."

Everyone: "..."

Su Chang couldn't help but exclaim, "How romantic!"

Where's the romance in this?!