I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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"I'll go, I'm not eating anyway."

Jiang Xiao volunteered to stand up and offered to lead the way.

"you?"

Old Wang frowned.

"You little devil."

As if he had thought of something, a chrysanthemum-like smile bloomed on Old Wang's face again.

"Hehehe, you do look seven or eight parts like Fei Ling. Tsk, alright then, lead the way."

The two stepmothers exchanged glances and finally nodded.

Since this kid volunteered, it saves them the trouble.

"Let's go, Uncle Wang."

For some reason, seeing Jiang Xiao's bright and sunny smile sent a chill down Old Wang's spine.

Could it be a fraud?

Hmph, what can you possibly trick me out of?

Your family has been bullied by me for so long, you would have used every trick in the book by now!

"You little brat, do you know how I 'unblocked' things?" Old Wang grinned lewdly.

(⌒⌒) "Yeah, haha, I didn't know before, but I'll find out soon." Jiang Xiao smiled brightly.

"Hehe, correct answer. You'll see how I figured it out in a bit!"

"Haha, I don't care how you figure it out, your Grandpa Jiang will make you understand it today."

scold me?

But what this kid said makes sense.

With such delicate skin and abs, he'll definitely come to terms with it.

Fine, go ahead and curse. I hope you'll still be able to laugh when you face my Wang Family Overlord Spear later.

The two politely went upstairs to the second floor.

Zhenzhen and Aiai pouted.

"Mom, is this unlucky guy going to die before the end of the episode? I haven't even had a chance to collect Yang energy yet."

"You think you're so capable!" Fei Mi frowned, quite indignant: "I haven't even had a chance to pick this handsome young man myself."

Fei Yu nodded in deep agreement; she had just had the same thought.

"Unfortunately, that old lecher Wang beat him to it; he doesn't discriminate between meat and vegetables."

Seeing how the two stepmothers were determined to control Jiang Xiao, Zhenzhen and Aiai sighed helplessly.

Sigh, am I going to eat what Mom left over again?

I just hope Uncle Wang will be gentle and not mess things up.

"What?!"

Matsushita slammed his fist on the table and stood up abruptly, his face turning purple.

"You're going to take him upstairs to unclog the toilet?!"

"Uh, if something's broken, I can't just not use it, can I?"

Fei Yu shrugged, indicating that there was nothing she could do about it.

"I'm not him, oh dear, I don't accept it!"

idiot!

I don't have a penchant for NTR!

This greasy, sleazy old man is actually taking his stepmother upstairs to unclog the toilet?

The plot of the movie, which aired after the first kill by Panasonic, is pretty obvious. It's exactly how it unfolded in that film that lasted two hours, thirteen minutes, and forty-two seconds!

Old Wang smiled slightly as he watched Matsushita's first kill, who looked as if he had eaten shit.

"Hehe, I think little Matsushita has a similar vibe to me. How about the three of us go up and fix it together?"

Ok?

Chapter 284 Fei Mi's Silk

What?

Are you asking me to come up and fix it with you?

Threesome?

I glanced at my elegant and sexy stepmother in black stockings.

He discovered that she didn't object at all; she just leaned against the stairs and looked at him with a half-smile.

When she saw Matsushita looking at her, Fei Mi even teasingly stuck out her pink tongue and licked the corner of her mouth.

Matsushita swallowed hard, his expression becoming conflicted and hesitant.

"Well, with three people, isn't that a bit inappropriate?"

At the crucial moment, Matsushita hesitated to make the first kill, as if he felt that such a good thing would not fall into his lap.

Seeing his timid and spineless appearance, everyone present, including Old Wang, showed disdain.

Your drool is practically dripping down your crotch, what are you trying to prove by pretending to be a saint?

Being lustful is not shameful.

As the saying goes, food and sex are human nature.

Being straightforward and open is actually more likely to be accepted.

Besides, Fei Mi herself didn't refuse!

It's disgusting that you insist on acting like that—you clearly want it in your heart, but you deliberately pretend to refuse on the surface.

"Hey, what's the big deal? As they say, many hands make light work, and we can get things done faster!" Old Wang extended the invitation again.

"But, but I haven't learned any professional skills like unclogging toilets!"

Is this difficult?

"Okay! I'll do it first, and you can watch and learn."

"Once you've seen enough and feel ready to do it, come and work for me. If you don't know how, I'll guide you from the side."

"If it really doesn't work, and the toilet is broken badly and one person can't unclog it, then the two of us will work together. You can hold up the base from behind, and I'll do the hard work from the front."

"Don't worry, brother. I've had my eye on you since we were kids. You seem like a very motivated guy."

Everyone:.

What kind of tiger and wolf words is this!

[Strange, each word seems normal on its own, but when they're put together, something just feels off...]

Didn't you guys see that stepmother in black stockings? Look at her expectant, seductive face!

"If Matsushita wants to come, then come along. Old Wang is right, there's strength in numbers," Fei Mi said slowly.

wipe!

Old Wang and his stepmother have both said so. If I back down now, would I even be a man?

Matsushita made a decisive move, and he and Lao Wang took the lead and rushed into the upstairs bathroom.

Well?

This bathroom must be used by two stepmothers, because there are two sets of toiletries inside.

"Sigh~"

Old Wang, who had just come in, took a deep breath in front of the toilet.

That wasn't all; Old Wang then focused his attention on where the toothbrush, toothpaste, and towel were placed.

"Hehehe, just you wait and see, this stuff tastes authentic, just like the real thing."

Matsushita's first kill:

To be honest, it's a bit perverted.

"Pervert! Ugh, disgusting!"

When Fei Mi arrived late, she saw Lao Wang holding her sister's towel to his mouth and nose and sniffing it intensely. She couldn't help but spit at the person next to her.

"Oh, what a pity, why aren't there any unwashed underwear in the bathroom today?"

"Hmph, isn't it all because my sister is trying to keep an eye on you? Now all our clothes are sent to the laundry room to be washed."

Upon hearing that the original flavor was no longer available, Old Wang was greatly disappointed.