I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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Holy crap! I could do that too!

Why wasn't I chosen this time? I'll accept it even if it's a dead ball!

[Is this a ghost story? This is heaven! The caves are endless!]

As the days go by, within five days, they will surely reach the level of a close, platonic friendship, as pure as water!

Just when everyone was envious of Matsushita's first kill and the guy's good fortune with women, this pervert made a shocking statement.

"Hehe, no need. I think blowing on the wound is unnecessary. It's just a minor injury, nothing to worry about."

Matsushita's first kill was accompanied by an air of righteous indignation.

Everyone:? ? ?

What?

Weren't you just completely infatuated? What happened?

Matsushita's dignified and awe-inspiring demeanor during his first kill sent the Sakura audience into a frenzy.

Hey hey hey! I told you, Matsushita-san has a really good grasp of rhythm!

[They gave him absolutely no chance to attack.]

[You think Panasonic is as wise as M? Do you really think we're the kind of idiots who act recklessly because of lust?]

Hey, when it comes to being driven mad by lust, who can compare to Park Do-gwi, the Korean guy who died at Yao Han's hands?

Well.

Just as the cherry blossoms were in full bloom, someone noticed something was wrong.

[Why were his pants wet after Panasonic's first kill? Did he get splashed with soup while eating?]

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Panasonic didn't even drink the soup after his first kill.

Moreover, the mark clearly did not seep in from the outside.

Experienced guys know that this seeps out from the inside.

so?

Matsushita's first kill wasn't "form is emptiness," but rather that he just passed away, and now he's in a state of enlightenment?

No wonder he just refused his stepmother's offer to blow on his wound.

Once you think about it that way, it suddenly makes sense!

"Okay, Mom, sister, and brother, I'm going to start eating!"

My younger sister, Zhenzhen, picked up her chopsticks, ready to start enjoying her meal.

Chapter 283 Uncle Wang Arrives

There was no way around it; the dish was just too oily, but the two adults and two children clearly loved it.

During the sage-like moment, Matsushita's first kill made him feel at peace, like a banished immortal.

So what if it's black stockings or white stockings?

A hundred years from now, all we'll have are a handful of skeletons. If cremation were implemented in this world, not even skeletons would be left.

Thinking of this, Matsushita even felt that he had 'enlightened', and his face seemed to be shrouded in a layer of sacred Buddha light.

"You're not eating? Oh dear, how can you not eat? Brother Jiang Xiao, just have one bite~"

Fishnet Zhenzhen sat on Jiang Xiao's lap, constantly acting coquettishly.

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I don't know why, but whenever people see this hot and mature woman calling the chosen one "brother," they have a strange feeling in their hearts. It's quite a contrast.

The same logic applies to the 1.5-meter-tall Ai Ai calling the chosen one's younger brother.

"I think the dishes my stepmother makes are exactly the same as those made by Nini's mother."

Ok?

The beautiful woman's smile faded when she saw Jiang Xiao being so disobedient.

He kicked off his slippers, sat in the chair with his legs crossed, and stared at Jiang Xiao, his toes twitching.

"Oh? Nini's mother? Who's that? Is her cooking as delicious as my stepmother's?"

Jiang Xiao pondered for a moment, then said, "Just like yours, a mellow, rich, and complex flavor."

Bare-legged stepmother:

"If you don't eat, you'll have to go out with your stepmother to buy groceries this afternoon."

Which stepmother?

Jiang Xiao glanced at the high-end version of Nini's mother, and then at the high-end version of Kazama's mother.

"Goose Box... Goose Box... I'm so sorry, but this is truly a joyful and delightful thing."

"You meant to say 'congratulations,' right?" The older sister in white silk corrected her younger brother's grammatical error.

People are tired of saying "I envy you" anymore.

Is this really a free win/easy game?

Is it possible that the ghost stories felt we were living too repressed lives, so they created a relaxing version of ghost stories?

[Heh, you guys can keep fantasizing. Anyone with a brain can see something's not right, right?]

It goes without saying that Jiang Xiao is pampered, after all, he has both good looks and a great figure.

Why did that short, stocky guy who was first killed by Panasonic manage to win the favor of a beautiful woman?

The way he sat there exuded a sneaky, furtive aura that practically jumped off the screen.

What about buying groceries?

According to the rules, there were no instructions regarding buying groceries.

Hidden plot?

Only when the chosen one doesn't eat can this be triggered?

Highlight the key points and take notes.

It would be best if Jiang Xiao could get some important news or good stuff while shopping for groceries.

It can remind one's own chosen one not to imitate others poorly.

What if you encounter any danger or fatal situation while shopping for groceries?

You can also remind your chosen one to eat on time and be a good boy/girl.

‘Dong dong dong~’

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

"Hehehe, is anyone home? Is Fei Mi here? I'm coming."

Fei Mi?

The black-stockinged stepmother chuckled, put her high heels back on, and addressed the crowd.

"I called for Old Wang next door. The bathroom upstairs is clogged, so I asked him to come and help me unclog it."

Jiang Xiao wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he felt that the young woman brushed against him as she walked past him from behind.

It wasn't the kind of unintentional rubbing; rather, it was a sophisticated rubbing with a noticeable squeezing motion.

"Come on, come on~"

Fei Mi, the stepmother in black stockings, ran all the way to the door and let the person in.

Old Wang: ()

"Hehehe, I'm not late, am I?"

Old Wang was a middle-aged man in his forties, with a puffy face, a large belly, and hardly any hair left on his head.

As soon as he came in, he started staring at the girls inside with a lecherous look.

If eyeballs could fly, Jiang Xiao felt that Old Wang's eyeballs would have popped out long ago.

"Xiao Ai, Xiao Zhen, Uncle brought you some Little White Rabbit Grandma Candy, would you like some?"

"enough!"

The bare-legged stepmother interrupted Old Wang's lewd actions.

"Get the toilet fixed quickly, it's upstairs, not downstairs!"

Old Wang wasn't annoyed by the scolding; instead, he jokingly teased his bare-legged stepmother.

"Little Feiyu, Uncle Wang has watched you grow up. You should speak more politely, haha. Alright, Feimi, will you take me upstairs or..."

Old Wang raised his eyebrows at Fei Yu, while also using his large, fat hand to comb a few strands of hair on his head.